XN-HV 71

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random quote of the chapter: "eat 100 hot dogs in under a minute". that's not a dare, that's Tuesday!

comments:
*o.o all right, bold introductory comment time. o_o i rushed the shit out of this. o3o but man did this hurry up. o.o and in case you're lost, i had no idea how to transition from here to Team Flare since that comes right after the 7th gym ... so our idiot here is going around without this knowledge. o3o the later routes are shown just to get it all out of the way. no catches have been made at all

*o3o on another note ... i wonder if anyone noticed, or cared, that the last random quote of the chapter was actually used back in 28? o.o well it was. it's a reference to a RebelTaxi video (this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzWop6… )

*o.o refer to 68.5 ... due to strange means, involving a perverted trainer with an interest in BBW's, Sables and Akiko escape the box and head off. Suteki witnesses this from the trainer's place she went to before heading off to prevent Herbert from killing himself

*o3o that demonic face is a Zatch Bell reference. it's an insanely pissed off face. it's been done several times, but here's an interesting case of it being done frequently www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9jxSI…

*o_o why couldn't those guards catch those Durants that destroyed the road or get a Conkeldurr to fix it up with its concrete conjuring shit? o3o people are stupid

*look, it's Herbert!

*o.o im a lazy sumbitch, of course there's no real details for backgrounds

*refer to 67. Suteki wasn't shivering or anything while she was in the Frost Cavern ... hence that lie. she wanted to be a bit closer. o.o but she feels bad about it

*o_o i had absolutely nothing planned for Wulfric. o.o didn't have anything planned for the other leaders either, but i managed to pull something out of my ass for em. o_o this time, i had nothing

*this actually beat the distance from Lumiose to Laverre for shortest time to get to a leader ... and shortest leader battle. >_> all the ice gyms are always late. by then, you could've definitely gotten something that beats ice. it's a horrible defensive type. it only resists itself and it has a whopping 4 weaknesses. all to brutal offensive types. it's also weak to Stealth Rock too. ._. ice ... just plain sucks in terms of defense

*comment extra; ugh, fine, i'll tell it. o3o oh look, i forgot my pants *runs off* baw haw haw haw haw



i don't own Pokemon, Nuzlocke, or any references used